Hold onto your buns, folks, because Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson just treated us to another round of fast-food fiction. In a DC Universe worthy performance on Instagram, The Rock claimed it was his “first-ever” In-N-Out escapade. Cue the dramatic music and eye rolls.
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Picture this: The muscle-bound maestro rolled up to In-N-Out in his pickup, attempting to be “cool af” with his order. Spoiler alert—it was more cringe than cool. From stumbling over the lingo to questioning the very concept of tipping at a fast-food joint, The Rock’s burger journey was a masterclass in confusion.
But here’s where things get as messy as a spilled milkshake—this isn’t The Rock’s fast-food initiation. Nope, not by a long shot. Our protagonist conveniently forgot that he flaunted his “first time ever eating” In-N-Out just last year. Complete with burgers, fries, and a shameless plug for his Teremana tequila. Déjà vu, anyone?
And let’s rewind to 2017, where The Rock snapped a selfie at the same In-N-Out drive-thru. Back then, he swore it was his inaugural visit (except for those times he fetched it for his wife and daughter). He even promised a tuxedo-clad return if “Moana” snagged an Oscar. Spoiler alert again: “Moana” got snubbed, and The Rock stayed in his comfy sweats.
Now, as The Rock generously tips In-N-Out employees and gets treated like a fast-food messiah, we can’t help but wonder if he’s pulling a fast one on us. Either he’s got a cheat meal memory gap, or he just likes to hype up every small thing he does!
